Another Women’s College National Tournament Coming in 2021

Patterson Kane, AWW Staff Writer
“Not-So-News News” Satire

IDAHO - With the movement toward multi-divisional wrestling, the women’s college scene is making room for one more national tournament in the 2020-2021 season. AWW, not the AP or UPI, is reporting that in addition to the WCWA, NAIA, WCWC, NCWA, NWCA & OMG, women’s college wrestling is adding the WCAWACFSAOTFCN Nationals.

WCAWACFSAOTFCN is the acronym for the brand new Women’s College Awesome Wrestlers And Coaches From Schools All Over the Friggin’ Country Network. It will accommodate any NAIA, NCAA, NJCAA, or WNBA women that want to participate.

“We’re excited about this,” said Walla Walla Community College grad Sherry Tobitz of Washington, a one-time youth wrestler who is considering starting a girls’ club at the 2-year school. “Imma bout to try out my headlock on some of these dance majors.”

Not all are fans of it. “I was listening to a couple USAW guys talk about the IOC and the EAP recently,” said Lock Raven coach Connie Carey, part of a new start-up program, “and they mentioned the addition of the WCAWACFSAOTFCN to the college scene. FYI I gotta tell ya it makes me SMH. TBH I wish I could say JK but the addition of this to the WCWA, the WCWC-hosted NCWWC, NAIA, and NCWA is reinventing something that’s ABD, and I think WLAG, the NWCA, BYU and the NIC should blow the whistle.”

The organization was founded by a guy named Jim in Idaho who likes wrestling.